animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

dakokoda:

ah, so thats where i left my pile of cats

(Source: daily-dose-of-derp)

Synchronized Mildly Alarmed Cats

Hour 8 of guard duty. Lucky continues to protect the desk from… I don’t know what but it hasn’t attacked yet so she must be doing a pretty good job.

(Source: thesmallobject)

Dear Lucky, why couldn’t you just do this today? Sit next to me and be cute? Instead of trying to sit on the desk, block my monitor, and clean your butthole all day long.

Cats.

(Source: minw)

pleatedjeans:

that explains it. via

OH GOD

thefrogman:

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fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

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.____. Lucky just pushed stuff off my desk in her monumental effort to sit in this window: