I’m still fairly out of it from the dosage of morphine they gave me so I’m just gonna make this short. Basically worst day of my life, there aren’t words to describe how much pain I was in. And I missed watching Sherlock. After a few hours in the hospital and their first dosage of pain meds doing nothing and then finding blood in my urine, they gave me a huge shot of morphine [the nurse was like DDDD: THIS IS A LOT] and sent me over for a CT scan. I have a “big old ovarian cyst” the doctor so lovingly described it, big enough that surgery may be required. Today I’ll be calling another doctor about a colonoscopy and discussing surgery.
Meanwhile, lots of codeine!
sljfajfljasdlfjsdljf THIS was all I cared about yesterday. D: I didn’t want to blog about it before she did since I thought that would be rude like HEY INTERNET BTW MY BFF’S HEALTH PROBLEMS.
I spent most of the day yesterday texting back and forth between her and her roommate (he’s being amazing and giving me updates so I don’t have to constantly bother her with WUT U DOING NOW WUT NOW WUT NOW). I mostly laid in bed sobbing and texting. I can’t really express how much I love Sashi and the fact that she left to go to the emergency room in the middle of the new Sherlock episode meant it was bad.
Chris tried to comfort me as best he could and actually bought me ice cream because I was so upset. I sniffled and ate my ice cream. I am apparently a five year old girl. (He also buys me frozen yogurt if I agree to go to doctor appointments.)
I shouldn’t be happy that Sashi has a giant cyst that might need to be operated on but after years of “lul dunno have some pain killers” to actually see something that’s wrong made me weep from joy. And when I found out that she’s actually going to be getting a conlonoscopy I shouted IRL “YES! COLONOSCOPY!” I’m overjoyed my best friend in the entire world is going to have a camera put in her butt.
My birthday is next Sunday and a CT scan and colonoscopy for Sashi is the best present I could have possibly gotten. <3