emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

I’M DR PEPPER 10 AND NO PERSON WHO IDENTIFIES AS FEMALE IS ALLOWED TO DRINK ME. I’LL BE IN MY CLUB HOUSE. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FIND THIS CLUBHOUSE BY THE IDENTIFYING “GIRLS ARE ICKY” SIGN OUT FRONT.

IN A RELATED STORY DR PEPPER REASSURES CUSTOMERS THAT COMPETITOR’S ALLEGATIONS WERE FALSE AND IT DOES NOT IN FACT CONTAIN COOTIES.

#THIS IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING#I DON'T EVEN#I don't personally know any men so insecure that they won't drink diet soda#this is offensive to women but imo it's also pretty offensive to men#like a guy is REALLY going to turn down a diet soda because ~*diets are for girls*~?#RLY?#I have a little bit more faith in the male population than this D:
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